What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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