What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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