so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
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