i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
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