i think my tv is drunk
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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