Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
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