i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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