..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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