i'm lost and i look like a hooker
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
where are my eyebrows?
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Randomize
