this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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