Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
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