You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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