4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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