Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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