Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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