actually, I'm a sock model
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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