I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
This couple is walking their pig around campus
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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