Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
My penis needs a shock collar
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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