If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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