My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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