Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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