Well apparently he's into motor boating.
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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