worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
porn star boner night. come get it.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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