Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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