I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
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