Will you blow on my dice?
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
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