Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
try to milk me bitch
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