mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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