i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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