i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
it's great music for shaving your balls
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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