I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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