i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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