Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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