Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Randomize
