I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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