...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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