Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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