the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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