apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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