Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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