just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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