The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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