it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
