I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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