Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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