Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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