hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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