You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
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