ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
God I need to hump something, right now.
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