Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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